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The day that the girls with a flat ass were born.
Did you see Payton’s flat ass? She must have been born on April 3
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April 30 is national ERP day on the internet. It is usual on April 30 that you will see alot of ERP online. Even maybe Twitter friends may ERP with you.
Person : It's April 30th, I wanna ERP.
Person : Ok man let's ERP.
Rest of this is redacted.
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It's national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. its pretty self explanatory but just in case you don't get it on April 22 every time you use a public urinal you must drop your pants all the way down. A good Motto to go buy is "if your ass isn't out get the fuck out" (of the bathroom) No one cares if your cheeks are pastier than ranch dressing.
Damn Aidan's birthday must suck.
why dude?
Cause its April 22 national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day.
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April 24th is a very disgusting day. National rape day. This is not ok and I will not stand for it. Instead, let's make the 24th national self-defense day for all these girls.
Girl 1: did u hear that today is April 24th? National rape day??
Girl 2: no no no its national self defense day. Grab your tasers and shit let's goo
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Ladies, make sure to protect yourself. Some social rejects made this day into "National Rape Day". Carry pocket knives and if anyone asks it was an accident :)
"Did you hear? April 24th is national rape day. Scary, right?"
"Its probably not real, just a bunch of 12 year old boys trying to be edgy"
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It's international help your friend with his test day. Just send that test to your buddy.
Guy 1: yo i don't understand that test, could you send me what you have?
Guy 2: Why should I do that?
Guy 1: It's April 2nd
Guy 2: Ow in that case here you go!
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International heartbreak day
A day where you are likely to kiss a boy/girl who will break your heart soon, if you kiss someone on this day it is not going to end well
Lucy , what's international heartbreak day?
Sophie it's like how Harry kissed me on that day and also got with like 9 other GIRLS on April the 10th! I wouldn't recommend getting with anyone on this day, they'll break your heart
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