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excuses are like assholes

everybody's got one

Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!

by cati May 22, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


blown out asshole

usually happens after a hard night on the booze and chilli mexican food.

'' i have been on the toilet so much today i think i have a blown out asshole..''

by ronnie rim job December 28, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck you, asshole!

As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.

Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 18, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Masquerading Asshole Pedophile

an abbreviation of map (minor attracted person.)

the first time I heard the term Masquerading Asshole Pedophile was in a video by iilluminaughtii

by Victoria is cool B] August 28, 2022

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