When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package
Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?
When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.
I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!
When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.
Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?
The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one
Wow he's so Elijah bacon.
A super fucking sweaty cod player
Who killed me
Ah I got killed by bacon 101 again on this legendary ranked server
Having sex with no protection
You slap bacon last night with that hoe?