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hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

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jew nanny

Lovely, complimentary term used to show somebodys true feelings about you...most often love.

Clo says ' hey dude, how are you?' Simon says ' hey, you jew nanny', 'oh i didn't know you felt that way!' Says Clo.

by MandyMAGICMUSHROOMS. March 12, 2008

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penny stealing jew

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's

You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!

by Quite literally hitler July 24, 2017


spaghetti loving jew

Someone who has a big jew nose and is very greedy. Tends to stuff spaghetti up their ass and nose to keep it warm to eat later during the day.

Kat! Stop a spaghetti loving jew!
Those filthy spaghetti loving jews took all the seats on the bus!

by Tr3cHardcore June 24, 2017

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Five Jew Bankers

proper n.) Popularized by the adult swim cartoon, "Sealab 2021", they are the supposed masterminds behind the world's governments, financial systems, and media outlets; the "owners" of the world.

The real reason Kennedy was shot was because he stiffed one of the Five Jew Bankers on a bar tab.

by Jerrodimus Prime February 4, 2006

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Jews are Satan’s children

Yes they are

Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children, Jews are Satan’s children.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

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