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Brandon has a huge cock ask your girlfriends and don't give a duck about no one BITCH
A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
"Hey, did that guy just carve his girlfriends initial onto his hand!?"
"Yep, that's Brandon."
The whole Squid game cast who is also gay
Yo u see brandon in squid games
Yea which one
Brandon likes dudes
He's one of the most attractive guys you will ever meet, and he's nice sometimes; but he's usually a dick. You're going to fall in love with him really easily and he might act like he likes you, but then he'll go for your best friend. But you're still going to be friends with him because you still care about him and he still matters to you. But that doesn't mean you're not going to be mad that he led you on but went for your best friend. But you're gonna act like it doesn't bother you anymore because you don't want to start anything.
Brandon: *Kisses you acting like he likes you.*
Brandon: *Tells you he won't like your best friend*
A few months later
Brandon: "So I like her, a lot more than I usually like anyone."
Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.
'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'
Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying
Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..