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Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
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A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"
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"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"
Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.
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A euphemism or phrase that describes oral sex or 69 . When two people enjoy a 'burger' and a 'grape snow cone', the burger represents the vagina (also known as fur burger) and the grape snow cone represents the penis (something to hold and lick, the grape flavor representing the purple color of the head of the penis).
Wanted to smash last night but had to settle for a burger and a grape snow cone.
Finally had a burger and a grape snow cone with that girl I met last week.
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A specialized burger that comes with figs!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig-eta Bout It Burger, it's served with figs!"
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A burger served with corn salsa!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Mission A-Corn-Plished Burger, it comes with corn salsa!"
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A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"
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