chopped soyed

A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember

Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.

Yeah bro chopped soyed

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

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chop dog

To put forth alot of effort into failing at something, Or to try and fail at success at said activity.

David was chop dogging it today in gym.

kidney chop

A swift chop to the kidney area after finishing anal sex causing the ass to tense up and wipe your cock clean when you pull out

I gave her a kidney chop after I finished so I didn't have shit on my dick when I pulled out

shut ya chops

Shut up or close ya lips

Na bru u talkin ode shmack shut ya chops

Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.

Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).

Barnsley Chop

Northern English slang for a large penis.

Nich will sort you out with his Barnsley Chop