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A College where there's nothing to do on the weekends, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am. Hot Girls? yeah only a few but are hard to get into bed (need a lot more than booze). "Meh" girls? plenty... but only use if you need a vagina desperately... you've been warned.
Salem State College... home of desperate "meh" girls, condoms in the vending machines, and playing strip billiards at 2am... come on down!
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A person who is too lazy to get into a full fledged university, and settles for community college instead. He or she defends the decision by saying such things as "I needed time to decide my major" or "I was going to apply to UConn but my application was lost." Usually this scary underachiever goes on to drop out or flunk out of the most basic intro courses and ends up spending at least 4 years dicking around and running up student loans without ever accomplishing anything or graduating.
John R is a community college legend who will forever be employed at Pizza Hut.
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A small Catholic college located in Paxton Massachusetts. It is said that the campus is haunted by many people who have lived on campus. The food, although surprisingly catered by Aramark the sole provider of food for the Red Sox, is the worst around for any college menu. Thursday nights are the most livliest nights for this small suburban college, as 90% of the campus gets intoxicated. Usually people go to other nearby schools, for example WPI,UMASS, or Worc. St. to party once they get sick of AMC.
Anna Maria College is like a highschool all over again.
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A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.
The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)
Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.
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Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.
The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.
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A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.
"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."
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Saint Anselm is a private Benedictine liberal arts college located on a hilltop in Manchester, N.H. Saint A's was founded in 1889 by the world's oldest religious order, the Benedictines—a Catholic order. There are approx. 2000 students, with students from 28 states and 21 countries.
Saint Anselm fields 20 men's and women's varsity teams, which compete in NCAA Division II. Member of two Athletic Conferences Division: Northeast-10 and ECAC. Their mascot is a Hawk.
Saint Anselm is also known as "SAC"
I applied to Saint Anselm College, then failed out after the first semester.....
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