Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
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Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
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Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.
Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.
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YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…
It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn
YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Damn dude but your shoes back on you've got some corn snappers
When you’re eating your girl ass and you accidentally take some of the skin off so you sexually eat it while making intimate eye contact with her
I was eating the shit out of my girls ass and I started corn shucking her
karen smith from mean girls talking about halloween costumes that she can be (while being sexy)