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Bazooka Dan is a guy with black curly hair a crazy hard headed person Bazooka Dan I would be careful around him always ready to fight or ready for crime. bazooka dan has different personalities gotta be careful what you say to him or her Always know he got it on him
Don’t be a Bazooka Dan I don’t want you getting hurt.
A wonderful and delightful way to start the day is by greeting your loved ones with the phrase ‘Good morning Dan Francisco’. It will always brighten the mood and boost the happiness of any person named Dan ;)
‘Good morning Dan Francisco’
Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.
I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.
Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.
I wasn’t able to park my boat before I canal Danned this weekend.
There is very little known about this being. Simply put, Dan Caddick is proof that there is indeed a higher power somewhere out there. The most aesthetically pleasing man to walk the Earth, able to seduce any woman who so much lays eyes on him. It's speculated that he is the root reason that envy and jealously even exist amongst men in the first place. Rumour has it that his cock rivals in length the city of Paris and that it was in fact his cumshot that was responsible for the nuking of two Japanese cities during 1945 in World War 2, but this was later covered up by NATO. It is believed that Dan Caddick originated from the Bermuda Triangle and that he is in fact the younger brother of Godzilla, who turned on him due to jealousy over his beauty and immense cock size. The KGB believes that he was indeed captured and held in Area 51 for a brief period of time, but was extracted by a specialist team lead by Dylan Ashworth and the motive remains unknown. Reports estimate him as being millions of years old as hieroglyphics depict him putting dinosaurs in headlocks and being the shit out of them. A lot remains unknown about Dan Caddick. Well renowned professor Dr Lewis Whitehouse and his team remain determined to investigate into this enigma further.
Man 1: Hey why did your girl leave you?
Man 2: Dan Caddick.
The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
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