A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again
Person1: “i feel kind of depressed”
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”
a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.
when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.
A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”
Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”
A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.
Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus
A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.
Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.
June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day
hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day