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depression bagel

A depression bagel is a bagel you eat while you are feeling depressed, to make you happy again

Person1: “i feel kind of depressed
Person2: “you should get a depression bagel”

by Leftsockguy November 14, 2021


Medical Depression

a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.

My doctor calmed I might have medical depression.

by Rebelaxe March 25, 2018


post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.

Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.

by savuren January 20, 2021


Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virusCOVID-19

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression

by arvinator March 18, 2020


Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 7, 2022


Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 23, 2020


national cure someones depression with nudes day

June 9th is the day where you have to send someone with depression nudes to try to make their day

hey wanna see something to make your day better bc its national cure someones depression with nudes day

by Gerson755 June 8, 2020