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Same as Camel Toe, but referring only to the asian community.
That Tina Chang had one crazy Dragon Toe while she was wearing her leotard...
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Woman takes a load in the mouth, closes her nose and mouth and squirts it out her eye
She swallowed the shit, turned beet red and squirted it out of her eye. Ahhhh the Slimey Dragon
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During intercourse in the doggy style position, you simply pull out, spit her on the back so she thinks you just came, when she turns around, blow it in her face
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One male sits naked attempting to perform oral sex on himself. Another person sits on the shoulders of the first male, also naked and defecates down thier back. A long deep moan is encouraged from both parties to complete this act on its entirety.
Did you see Kevin and jake last night? I walked in on them performing a doubled dragon !
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An extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, crap jewellery etc) but obviously hasn't a hope. It is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a massive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. Usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy tits.
That woman was so bad she was bordering on soup dragon-ish!!!!
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During the act of getting head, right before you're ready to ejacultate, you force your dick so far down their mouth that when you shoot your load it is choked on and then expelled, through their nose. At this point, THIS IS THE CRUCIAL PART, you pull out and drive their face into your knee causing them to get a bloody nose.
This will result in semen dripping from the nose with a river of blood following, giving that nice, red, fire look.
My woman wanted to try something new so I gave her a flaming dragon.
The flaming dragon is the best way to say, "Get out of my life, I've found somebody better and you never will because your nose looks hideous!"
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To smother chunky peanutbutter all over your dick and get head from a local ho and cum in her mouth. and BAM hit her in the head...theres your peanutbutter dragon
"Damn cherry whats that brown stuff on your face...?. "Oh...james gave me a peanutbutter dragon...
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