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A Philism most often used in blatantly obvious situations.
Phil: Dude what are you doing? (Said to man sitting on toilet conducting the butt orchestra)
Mistral: WTF I’m giving birth to a brown baby boy what’s it sound like?
19👍 9👎
A loose term used to describe prison life. Used sarcastically like: WTF, how do you think prison life was.
Q: Dude, how was the pen?
A: 200 dudes, 4 showers
5👍 1👎
When something is SO gay, an orgy of strictly men just couldn't compare.
THAT sounds Gayer than 6 dudes having sex with 7 dudes, using semen as lube.
Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.
Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?
When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.
Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude
A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.
Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"
Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."
Similar to “Man I Love Frogs”, inside way of saying Dilf/Milf which are explained in other definitions.
“Oh man Pat Rollins really is a ‘dude I love frogs’ am I right?” -person1
“Yeah, he’s really cool.” -person2
“Very hot.” -person1