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dylan is the greatest person known to mankind. His exemplary rats tail flows in the air as he exudes manliness. A true king.
dylan is my king. i'd die for him.
Dylan is a fun guy, with major gay vibes. He gets with every gay guy.
He's the biggest die hard Taylor Swift fan out there
*in a gay pub* "that guy over there is a total snack! such a Dylan"
A guy that’s really pretty and probably has a really huge dick, he has this stupid fucking blonde hair that covers his entire face and makes him look like a loser, if only everybody knew he was super attractive and had a REALLY big dick, 6.7 inches to be exact, huge balls as well.
I want to fuck Dylan so bad right now, I heard he lasts exactly 13.4 minutes, which is the widely agreed upon best time to last in bed.
Pack bigger dips then lane and can kick anyone ass
Dylan is a bad bitch, don’t fuck with her
Dylan gets all the bitches but he fucks up talking to them. He calls people a negro he also likes mr. santel. He is a piece of shit that can barely do anything. He also has a micro-penis
Dylan get girls with his looks not his personality
The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded