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an old egg is a cannibal who has a piss kink and eats furries for fun and usually have a huge crush on L's fat nugget toesies
woah that's one goofy old egg🤣🙏
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when you wrap penis around your scrotum and make the brain and it looks like a snake wrapped around.
I showed some bitch my eggs in a blanket and she loved it.
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A Madison Egg Beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her ass. As you are cramming her ass, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to ejaculate you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the jism and lougie look like an egg on the stove. Now take your dick and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
I brought this bitch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. She begged for it in the ass and I obliged, but then I decided I wanted to give her a Madison Egg Beater- the dumb bitch swallowed it all!
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Wow that Jewish guy went down so fast on that egg drop pussy!
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when you stay the night with a girl and she wakes up before you, makes you brefest (cheese,eggs) brings it to you in bed, and proceeds to go down on you while you enjoy your meal.
Dude i could go for some cheese, eggs, and dome right now.
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When two or more males take turns having unprotected sex with a female until they cum. When one guy cums, the next in line has his chance and it goes on till the last guy has had his try. The winner is the one who gets her pregnant.
Jennifer was drunk so me and a bunch of other guys decided to perform a Soaked Egg Race with her.
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