The single most amazing football team of all time
Fucking hell lads, we are El Bois
commonly known as futile, and ancient Egyptian microbe that has evolved in a way to penetrate digital systems. It can be seen online in steam for hours and lays dormant for sometime until prey appear in order to latch on to them. It is able to send false thoughts as a way to delude it's host into thinking it's a good microbe that "supports" it's hosts, but actually slowly degrades their physical and mental health. Can be seen using support as a way to mooch off nutrients of it's hosts. When discovered will deny everything that has been seen by multiple people. It is allergic to Russians and seem to be offended by their existence.
he evolved into a el-futile
EL-ahh is someone who is superior to those under the name Isaac. They are gentil creatures, where an Isaac is usually much more brutal and physical. They are caring individuals, much more pleasant looking than most Isaacs, and have a good sense of humor. They are enthusiastic and display great character, something Isaacs lack. EL-ahhs may not be as athletic as an Isaac, but their overall positivity and determination makes up for that.
Man, he seems like such an Isaac, but her... she seems like an El-ahh.
Inspired by the ancient tradition of gerbiling (the stuffing of a small rodent into a rectum) this is by far the most titillating thing one might be able to say in order to test the water for deep penetrative exploration and/or root out your local zoophilist community. This is by far the most perfect name for your pet gerbil (or other small creature) that helps to keep things spicy down in the tunnels of love.
"Unleash El Chapo, so that way he can clear the way for the pipe I will be laying later."
"If you start acting up we are going to have to rename your pet rat, and call him El Chapo, for all the tunneling he's gonna be doing!"
Don't forget El Chapo's treats or he won't want to stop the play session."
Just like the Boss of El Jefe but with an extra F for “Fuck Yeah” as in a good boss who has your back.
We used to work for Erik who was an apple polisher, but now we work for Brandon, who always has our backs as a real El Jeffe.
The most effective tool to get rid of undesirable people from your digital and real life.
That British dude and his chick really pissed me off so I had no choice but to do an El Blocko on them.