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A great couple and they will last forever and ever. Austin is a cutie and a great singer and Emily is an amazing person and she is great at everything she does. If they aren't together already then the he must be living under a rock! Emstin forever!! They are just so gorgeous and lovely together I am just getting so emotional over it...
Girl: I love Austin Mahone!
Girl 2: didn't you here that emily is dating him?
Girl: oh yeah they are perf together!
Girl 2: Austin mahone and Emily forever!!
A brat who throws tantrums and is a wannabe furry. Mostly 7-10 years old but maybe 6. She seems like an angel, because of her very light blonde hair and brunette freckles, but is a devilish brat who doesn’t care about what other people tell her what to do, like her mother and father. :’)
Emily Ann Swanson is a brat
On Abuse Emily Day, You Get To Abuse A Person Called Emily
OMG IT IS ABUSE EMILY DAY!
Three increadibly flawless individuals that like to have amazing phone conversations.
Collin Emily and Laura typical convo.
Laura:Hey sexy love
Collin:Your fucking retarted
Emily pisses herself due to laughter
Who is that?
I mean...seriously, does this person exist? That ought to be nobody, right?
(For further reference watch Edgar Allan Poes Murder Mytery Invite Only Casual Dinner Party/Gala For Friends Potluck)
-I thought someone knocked.
-Oh, I did. I knocked.
-I'm sorry. Who are you?
-Emily Dickinson? I stay in my room a lot.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
God I fucking hate Aliina Emily Lund