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"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers
Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"
(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
They are furries before evolving into a human
Students we are going to learn about the pre-humans
Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth
Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.
Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds
Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human
After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.
John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)