french dip sandwich

a french dip is a heafty sandwich with usually roast beef that you dip into sauce called au jus. its yummy!

Yum... i love french dip sandwiches

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french bike ride

Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.

Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.

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french canadian tuxedo

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.

I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.

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french military victories

French....Victories....hmm what are those?

"france cant win a war"

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french hot dog

When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.

I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.

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blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

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french kissing life

A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.

"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.

Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.

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