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when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off
“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says
“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says
“what’s that”-shelly says
“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says
“ok big D ev”-shelly says
when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it
guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”
A guy everyone seems to have at least heard of in the state of Indiana
P1:“Who’s that goofy as dog bald guy?”
P2 “I think that’s Jay Fruits”
P1 “Oh yeah? We have like three mutual friends on Facebook”
When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.
A pack of gushers poured into a fruit roll up and rolled like a blunt.
He hobbled the fruit snack blunt with two hands.
The offspring of a self entitle woman.
I told her to be sure her twat-fruit did his homework.