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Absolute idiots who threaten death over liking something, most likely hate LGBT too because they're stupid and think they're a sigma.
Person 1: Dude remember 1sts grades cool kids?
Person 2: yeah, why?
Person 1: they're anti-furries.
Person 2: So they're stupid fucking idiots?
Person 1: yep.
An army of 9-year old braindead children who's mind only relies on YouTube Shorts and their "accidently" dropped them at an adoption centre. Just let furries be ffs
9 year old: FURRY BAD FATHERLESS LLLLLLLLL ANTI-FURRIES RUUUUUUUULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person who went to Harvard: Kill yourself
The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd
Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love
Furry: oh god
On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?
shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
On the 10th of January, you are legally and morally allowed to shit on a furry no matter where or when.
Person 1: Dude, it was Shit on a Furry Day yesterday and I accidentally shat on three, when I meant to only shit on one!
Person 2: Damn bro
A countermeasure to Beat a furry hater hater day. takes place on November 30th. Beat any furry hater you know, and they cannot fight back.
Furry hater: Fuck, they made a countermeasure to our countermeasure?
Furry hater hater hater: Yes we fucking did. Now get ready to die on Beat a furry hater hater hater day.