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talk to the hand

something very stupid that girls do when they are feeling very bitchy and dont want to me talked to

wanna have sex??? omg boy!! talk to the hand i am not in the mood

by olithegoalie September 2, 2003

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Farmer Hands

Real short stubby fingers that has callouses all over. Very nice on the penis.

"Touch mah dick with them farmer hands!!"

by QueerBait6969420 January 3, 2017

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hand sauce

male ejaculate; semen

Can also be used as a verb

"Yo dawg, sorry I couldn't text you back, I was making hand sauce."

"We were playin' Rocket League the other night and were just hand saucing the fuck out of those nerds."

by Shrekkin' Nerds July 25, 2015

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pimp hand

to take control of a sales or business situation.

i got the asking price because i kept my pimp hand strong.

by vic digacomo November 24, 2005

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Hand job

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

by hermes April 19, 2003

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hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 16, 2006

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Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

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