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A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.
NO! Heart attacking is a word fucking idiot
Aka Valentines day.
1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.
2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.
3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
It's international heart day today! WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE?
A true piece of musical art made in 2025 by IVE, a south-korean pop group dedicated to making absolute bangers and serving cunt.
omg did you hear Ive's new song? rebel heart?
yup. they served cunt. like always.
You will need
1 hampster
2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast
To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart
The way you feel when a female ejects air from her genitals straight into you mouth so you can inhale and get high
I heart like pikachu every night
A school for jipsys and chaves ready to assault there teachers or just be a pikey
You look ruff must be a west hearts kid
Or
I got stabbed by a west hearts kid