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An expression that one makes when a female with an especially large ass walk by.
The expression compares the legs of a girl to the hind legs of a horse---an animal that is know for having very large thighs and butt.
As such, this expression is usually reserved for females with the largest, fattest of asses.
"Oh look, here comes Delaney"
"Damn, whose horse is that?"
"You right man, she got one fat ass!"
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A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.
Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
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to ride a horse without a saddle sitting bare on their back.
I went bareback horse riding today on a horse
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when you have to pee really bad that it starts to hurt that you have to move around
I gotta piss like a Russian race horse
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The phrase "fuck your horse" is used when someone tramples over you by a indestructable horse in battlefield 1.
Nigga "fuck your horse" .
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When crap your pants trying to hold it in.
Nancy: are you ok rob
Rob: nope, the horse left the barn, I'm gonna have to change.
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