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To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.
Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!
Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.
My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.
An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman
Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!
When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.
Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!
Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.
Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.
Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.
Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.
Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.
To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.
I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.