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Block island boys are special. They’ve grown up on the Rhode Island beaches with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. This gives most of them the ‘haven’t showered in two months’ look. Their summer days are spent watching the surf and crushing a 30 rack of coors light before noon. When not chillaxing🤙, many block island boys work construction, making them extremely good with their hands. It’s good that most of them are in these blue collar jobs, because despite being well into their thirties, most Block Island men cannot add to 100. If you get yourself a block island boy that doesn’t fit this narrative—hold on to them❤️
Stay away from those block island boys, they will break ur heart
The place where we live floating on an Oceanic Surface.
Grace told me that we live on a Continental Island. Fuck, she is right.
The process by which a person who has won the turnip lottery will have their island quickly filled by people coming to sell their turnips in the video game Animal Crossing: New Horizons
It was so stressful last night when my turnip prices hit 512 bells per turnip! There was island hopping, island rebooting, island fulling, people landing, people freezing, people leaving...
The act of jizzing and pooping into a bowl, mixing it together, and throwing the mixture into a ceiling fan at max speed.
Aw John, why did you have to Mackinac Island Fudge us? Now I’m covered in shit and jizz.
AN ISLAND FULL OF PENISES AND FILLED THE STICKIEST CUM
I AM GOING TO PEN ISLAND IN 2 DAYS
Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends
The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every
Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis
The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough
The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends
You don’t have to worry about what you look like
I wish i had Long Island summers.
When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.