Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

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Job Creator

Euphemism for rich person.

Wow! look at that job creator driving his aston martin to get onto his private jet so he can go to his private island!

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The G Job

when you have anal sex with girlfriend of over 1 year. the catch is shes too afraid of pregnancy through ass so you need a condom, but you dont have one, thus using basketball shorts as your condom.

hard boner going through basketball shorts into ass hence...THE G JOB

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steve jobs

Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.

P.S: He is hungry for money.

"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"

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Skyrim Job

Getting sexualy satisfied from by the female head while playing Elder Scrolls V: Skryim.

Friend #1: Dude! I got dome while playing Skyrim!

Friend #2: I wish i got a Skyrim Job.... :(

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Paint Job

To be in the moment of a Blow Job, and have the giver-of-head wear one colour lip stick; go down, and up apon the penis, change the colour of lip stick, than once again up and down.
Continue untill disired colours are chosen for your paint job.
If done correctly, the lip stick should resemble paint on your penis.

Last night at that Rainbow Party, I got a Paint Job from your mother.

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rain job

When after receiving a rainbow kiss a woman proceeds to give a blow job with her menstruation still in her mouth

My girl was on the rag last night, but it was cool cause I got a rain job out of it.

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