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a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
who’s that?
that’s bridget jones!
she’s absolutely amazing!
Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!
a pro skateboarder for supreme, adidas, and fucking awesome. he was skater of the year back in 2018. his family owns a jamaican restaurant in the bronx. his cousin on the other hand, is a rich guy that can afford to be a loser. he sips lean and pops pills all day and thinks hes a gangster. he sends people to get pills for him or else theyre not his friend. he is also tryna sell you something. he is also tryna set people up. i dont think TJ really likes him. be like TJ. not like his loser cousin that makes shitty soundcloud rap
tyshawn jones is the best skateboarder of the mid to late 2010s
Probably one of the worst Wide receivers in the NFL.
Julio Jones is trash and so are the falcons
A big large rotund fatass that eats all day and has a double chin.
Brennan Jones has a double chin.
Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.