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Jordan

Sweet caring always there gor you what you need him will be there threw everything never gives go on what he loves fight for what he loves and always pulls the most girls

Girls #1 jordan is so damn fine

Random bitch #2 omg Ima let me bend me over backwards and fuck me

#3 he can fuck me when ever he won't to baby

by SexyPornStar December 20, 2017


Jordan

Holy goddess (gender unknown) Everyone (like 4 people pog) called him cute (dolesn't know what he looks like) Has no friends and is very unoriginal and not funny. Overall a terrible person who terrorized someone with an alternate discord account named Count Olaf! He owns an enchanted orphan sanctuary.

Jordan (Noun) (Plural) (Orphan)

by Countielovesjordan March 21, 2020


Jordan

Jordan is the smexiest Disney princess you will ever meet.
Jordan is 6 foot, that is from side to side.

Person #1- Why does Jordan know so much about Disney princess
Person #2-Because he is one

by Jordan=Princess November 29, 2021


Jordan

Jordan, a lovely PIECE OF FUCKING NIGGA BITCH, HE EATS EVERYTHING HE SEES INFRONT OF HIM, HE EVEN ATE MY FUCKING DOG. HES A WHITE PIECE OF SHIT AND VAPES TO ACT TOUGH AND NIGGERISH, DONT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM HE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

"hey look at jordan being a dumabss nigga again."
"hes doing the jordan again."

by ur mother gay asf October 31, 2022


jordan

the most loyal young man to ever walk the earth

hes so loyal he must be named jordan

by randomloyallilbui December 10, 2022


Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar December 25, 2017


Jordan

The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.

Jordan is a bitch, jk ily

by ZeroVeles March 22, 2018