the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.
guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.
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Hey if your birthday is july 12 2011 go kill yourself
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National ask your homie to suck their BBC/BWC day!
Yo homie it’s July 3rd man.
Say less my man ….zipppppp
A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path
“Happy July 3rd”
The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)
Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell
national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized
Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma
Guy2: its purple, what about yours?
Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?
The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
I can’t believe I failed NJJ/No Jizz January/June/July