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This is an excuse used by people who are afraid to get into relationships. Since no one knows what these standards are, no one can possibly be expected to meet them. Therefore, all potential love interests are disqualified before the first date.
She never did find anyone that met her really high standards.
When you take a duke and the poop is so large that it looks like you had a baby boy
Abby: OOps i just had a brown baby boy
when someone denies u cuz ur not good enough
Guy: "hey wanna go out sometime?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "is it cuz im ugly?"
Girl "na i just have really high standards"
"I don't hate the people, just the government" is something people say when they want to make prejudiced, often racist, comments about a country and its people based on zero evidence. For some reason that cannot yet be explained, the people who use this line almost always say stuff that would cause others to think they hate the people.
I don't hate the people, just the government. That's why we need to ban the Chinese from coming to our country until they become civi... I mean democratic. We'll call it the Chinese Ex... Anti-Communist Act.
its when your shit falls out of your ass, hits the toilet, the toilet brakes and your sitting in your shit
when you eat mexican food, you achieve stomping power, then your in the bathroom screaming MY SHIT JUST ACHIEVED STOMPING POWER!!!!
What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"
when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom
sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom
sam: same i’m literally in love with him