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n. - Gasoline, which literally costs an arm and a leg nowadays.
Exxon Mobil sells liquid arm and leg.
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When someone has kinda good legs but not really
Jessica: how do I look?
Tumblrina: you have sexy grandad legs.
Jessica: what?
Tumblrina:I said you have sexy grandad legs you idiot.
Jessica: what does that mean?
Tumblrina: ssssssssssssshhhhhh
Jessica: o..ok
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Noun, British term for Crane-Fly.
Annoying member of the Arachnid family that flys into your home just to die, has a habit of commiting suicide in people's drinks.
Fuck! Not another daddy-long-legs in my drink again
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Using a womans prosthetic leg to beat her with it.
That handicapable womans breath smelled like hot garbage and she was up in my face, so I gave her some breath mints with a side of one legged wombat.
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Anit got the legs, is a great way to tell someone you are tired and cannot leave the house due having low energy levels.
This is particularly handy for someone who doesn't accept a no for an answer.
Sandhu: What cracker lacking? Fancy playing football today?
Bullbesh: Nah sorry lad, I anit got The legs today!
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A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.
Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.
another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.
hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.