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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022


math/sci

procrastination at it's finest. no students do it better

Oh, so you're in Math/Sci? You're a nerd

by fortnitebro239820 October 5, 2020


Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024


Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da

-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish

by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 3, 2020


Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 ×1 is always 32 , but any other number multiplied by 1 , is always Not 32 , no matter what . My teacher tought me this lesson yesterday

33×1 is not an example of math policy . Because 33×1 does not equal 32

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020


Math Policy

it means that 1×32 is always 32 , but if it was any other number like 33 × 1 , it would not equal to 32 . My math teacher tought me this lessen about math policy

I told you the definition, so you figure out how you put math policy in a sentence.

by Mathpolicyguy October 9, 2020


Math Policy

Math policy means that 32 × 1 is always equal to 32 , but 33 × 1 does not equal 32 . My teacher tought me this lesson last year at 1st grade

I math policy your big head every day , Jamie Fredrick .

by Mathpolicyguy November 19, 2020