Matt

Chiseled out of stone, a lone warrior walks out of the mist. Bro is the character model for perfection. He has 3 inch tall brown flowing hair and he's jacked asl and wears a good vibes hoodie and drinks zoa in the rock shoes. He has no game and it astonishes the most stoic of men.

Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them

Matt

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

Matt

Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls

Is that Matt, why can he get a boner

Matt

Fat Neek

matt is a fat neek that all that has to be said.

matt

fat

matt=fat

Matt

A complete and utter gaybo.

Hey bro, don't be such a Matt

Matt

That one transgender person that was once a dude and has like crazy knowledge on naval history.

Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?

Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.

Chad: What da hell...