Jersey Mikes neck roll

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck

"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

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Mike Pence = My Penis

Clearly, Trump's choice of running mate was as close as he could get to showing the world what he wanted to show the world.

"I am the most transparent president America has ever seen", said Trump. And it's true, his inner workings are always on display, nowhere more so than in his choice of 'running mate', where it was obvious that Mike Pence = My Penis. The same one who cannot say "Black Lives Matter".

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snot mike up puffed he

the mix of words link neal couldn’t guess in ‘Playing Mad Gab Game’ on good mythical more

It means “Its not my cup of tea”

Link: SNOT MIKE UP PUFFED HE? WHAT IS PUFFED HE?

Literally everyone else: *laughing*

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Mike Tyson's worst enemy

S

Mike Tyson can't say the sound that S males and ends up making the TH sound

Examples:
The thalad hath lettuth and tomatoeth.
The theven htailors were theathick.
The mouth is thleeping in the houth.

Person 1: What is Mike Tyson's worst enemy?
Person 2: the letter S
Person 1: How?
Person 2: He can't pronounce the sound S makes

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ben dover and eat mike hawk

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

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st. mikes catholic school

It is an all boy school in Toronto where in the football change rooms they broomstick each others assholes bus it looks like fun. They fuck bare girls even tho they are all gay, if you see white girls in their school hoodies you know theres some tea, it costs $30,000 to go there and get broomsticked but the first time is free, no one there is smart but they still get 90's because their white ass parents pay for their grades, they may be hot but they aren't bf material.

smc boy: i go to st mikes but i swear i don't broomstick

anyone else: sure you don't you, go to st. mikes catholic school so you must

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You know who's Mike?

Some kind of DN joke

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

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