Bran Muffin

The curly bush of pubic hair that peaks out in a tuft (like a muffin top) at the top of a persons underwear/pants.

Your pants are falling down, I can see your bran muffin.

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muffin-ass

1. an endearing term used by homosexuals to refer to their partners.

2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.

1. Chuck loves his little muffin-ass.

2. Chuck had some muffin-ass this morning before work.

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butt muffin

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"
"ew ur such a butt muffin"

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spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

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cutting muffins

Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.

All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.

gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"

guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."

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jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

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squingee muffins

muffins filled with spluge

these werent ordinary muffin these were squingee muffins, in pthe hands of Rosanne

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