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Bran Muffin

The curly bush of pubic hair that peaks out in a tuft (like a muffin top) at the top of a persons underwear/pants.

Your pants are falling down, I can see your bran muffin.

by princesspoo February 08, 2013


muffin-ass

1. an endearing term used by homosexuals to refer to their partners.

2. the act of eating ass, usually for breakfast.

1. Chuck loves his little muffin-ass.

2. Chuck had some muffin-ass this morning before work.

by Steven June 03, 2004


jizz muffin

1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.

2. word used to describe an asshole.

1. ha! look at that damn jizz muffin.

2. fucking jizz muffin!

by Hannah June 27, 2004


spanking the muffin

having sexual intercourse. "Spanking" referring to the act of sex, "muffin" referring to the vagina

I was spanking the muffin all night, yo.

by xAngelx July 23, 2006


cutting muffins

Someone who is pretty gosh darn swell and multi-talented. A real righteous guy or neato gal. Similiar to the corny phrase all that and a bag of chips, but minus the sarcasm.

All too often confused with a euphanism for farting because of the common term cutting the cheese.

gal: "wow, you look so fine in those glasses and everything you say just puts me in stiches!"

guy: "yep. guess i'm really cutting muffins."

by RubyCarol June 22, 2011


butt muffin

a person that smells, looks, or acts generally like butt.

"hey lady, ur ass is getting fat! haha just kidding"
"ew ur such a butt muffin"

by mylipslikesugar June 10, 2009


squingee muffins

muffins filled with spluge

these werent ordinary muffin these were squingee muffins, in pthe hands of Rosanne

by cerater is beau W April 05, 2005