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When on the john, taking a shit, you suddenly have the urge to masturbate. Prevalent in adolescent males.
I was taking a shit, then out of nowhere I got a boner and proceeded to crap n' fap.
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When she's fucking you on top with a soaking wet pussy and you're on bottom sweating like crazy, she literally slides up and down your body and cock.
It's hands down amazing sex When you're both doing the slip n' slide.
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An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.
The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
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Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"
Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda
Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.
You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.
Delicious.
"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."
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When the male cums inside the partner's anus. Then shoves a cookie in the anus, pulls it out and eats it.
Dude, me and my girlfriend did the Milk n' Cookie last night. I am so happy, but i can still taste my juices.
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Michigan fast food company that went bankrupt but still has a few stores operating in Michigan.
I'm hungry, lets go get Hot 'n Now
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