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An in-dash breathalizer that is now required by law, in Ontario, to be installed in all DUI offender's vehicles, once they have served their license suspension.
The offender must blow into the device every time the car is started. If there is any alcohol in the offender's blood stream, the car will not start.
Dick had to spend $1000 to have a Blow-N-Go put in his car.
Jack Black's famed "all food groups in one meal" diet from when he was filming "School of Rock"
Ingredients:
1 McDonald's quarter-pounder with Cheese
1 McDonald's Fillet o'Fish sandwhich
fries
ketchup
orange soda
Directions:
Open the quarter pounder w/ cheese, and place the fillet from the fish sandwhich on top of the beef patty, then add some ketchup and fries. Replace the top bun, and eat. Drink the orange soda.
You get you meat (beef/fish), your vegetables (tomato=ketchup, fries=potatoes), your fruit (orange soda=oranges, also ketchup=tomatoes), your carbohydrates (bun)
all in one meal.
Delicious.
"I'm gonna make a McSurf 'n Turf...its like a cow ate a fish, but the cow was running through a potato feild and got potatoes on its udders."
When the male cums inside the partner's anus. Then shoves a cookie in the anus, pulls it out and eats it.
Dude, me and my girlfriend did the Milk n' Cookie last night. I am so happy, but i can still taste my juices.
Michigan fast food company that went bankrupt but still has a few stores operating in Michigan.
I'm hungry, lets go get Hot 'n Now
rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella
then
2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9
It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes
2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.
Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!