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Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 26, 2021


Penis Eater

This disease grows inside the hole of the penis, slowly eating away at the penis. This disease comes up after swimming in dirty water

Jonathan got the penis eater after swimming in your pool 😂”

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 11, 2019


Penis Cowboy

Somebody who rides the penis much like a cowboy rides his horse

Wow... look at tim cook... such a penis cowboy.

by TheFridgeMaster December 1, 2009


Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016


Penis Rager

The act of doing a line of cocaine off an acquaintance's penis.

It didn't take much convincing for Paul to do a penis rager with Frank.

by SlurpyDonut June 15, 2020


Wallpapered Penis

When your girl gives you road head and can't find anything to clean you up with but the napkins she stole from Tim Hortons which are better for donut frosting than they are for trouser gravy leaving pieces of napkin glued to your flagstaff thus resulting in a wallpapered penis.

Hey babe I stashed a pack of baby wipes in the console so I don't end up with a wallpapered penis again like the last trip we took!

by TumTum816 January 29, 2017


mouth to penis

Giving oral sex via salivating on a males genitals

Girl: hey babe you up for some mouth to penis tonight

by Sas princess July 17, 2015