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the act of performing anal sex and cuming in a girls ass and sucking it out with a straw
Id love to go squid fishing in that ass.
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One of the texts Tiger Woods sent to mistress Joslyn James was only two words, "fish bowl," obviously a reference to the preeminent golfer's trademark sexual maneuver the fish bowl, where he reportedly chokes his dirty whore partners to unconsciousness with a leather belt, only for them to awaken in the bathtub with Woods standing over them, pouring from the eponymous vessel a seemingly endless supply of a self-concocted and aged urine preserve into all available orifices.
Not to be confused with other memorable Woods moves such as performing the Alabama crab dangle, pulling off a Mexican Halloween, demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.
Tiger: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you
Tiger: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
fish bowl
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The state your balls are in after not having been washed for a week (or two), especially if one has masturbated often. The result is a rank, fish-like smell rising from your nether regions.
Dude, I have whacked it so much this past week, and now I have to shower. I have a total fish basket going on right now.
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A drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect penis. Often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
Fred: Yo Tim that is a sweet drawing of dick fish.
Tim: yea dick fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
Fred: Yea dick fish is the man.
Both: HURRAY DICK FISH
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A bowel movement that has been left in the toilet and covered in glitter to create the illusion of a radiant and glamorous fish.
Sandra: "Aw man, I thought I found jewelry in the toilet again but my brother just left a glitter fish floating around."
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She asked him to eat the fish, and he did so, giving her an orgasm.
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Large gang bang involving tartar sauce, fried cod, French fries ass-play, where everyone (at least six people) cums at the same time.
Can you believe Tammy did that at the fish-fry?!
Yeah that was crazy, I’m still pulling fries and tartar sauce from my ass!
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