cheese wank

This where retarded people with no cocks wank cheese instead for cheap thrills.

"Shut it u cheese wank"

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cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

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danger wank

To masturbate while nearing an unstable state of Rohypnol or GHB induced unconsciousness.
Usually executed upon crowded dance floors.

He danger wanked right into matey's sister

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plank wank

a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels

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posh wank

to masturbate while wearing a glove

nothing on telly lasty night so I stayed in a had a posh wank

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Bollocky Wank Shite

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.

I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

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