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Augustus, lord of googles. An emasculate tap dancer, and the first lesbian man.
“Wowee princess twinkletoes III is such a pillow princess”
the metal mesh at the inside bottom of the wedding dress
1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd
She is unique person, which can be compared to anyone, an absolute angel sent from Heaven. She is having a gorgeous face and an even more perfect body, and a nice pair of buttocks. She is the queen of social media and selfie skilz. Everyone around her falls in love.
"Hello beautiful buttocks princess"
"I'm your number one fan"
A person that only has anal sex in order to save their 'virginity'.
Frank is an butthole princess. He won't fuck me with his dick until marriage. He's saving himself.
Jessica thinks she's still a virgin because she has never had vaginal sex. She loves anal though. She's such a butthole princess.
AKA Kathy/Katherine Diaz
Michael Bellocchios woman who deserves the world and THEN SOME
she’s fantastic and funny and sexy and cute and a million other things
BASICALLY SHES A DAMN GEM
“Damn I’m so lucky to have my dominican princess” - Michael Bellocchio