Air punch

When a clown who has won 0 trophies punches the air like he’s won the World Cup but has won a corner against Burnley

“ klopp air punched enthusiastically when James Milner won a corner but it didn’t take the attention off his teeth wearing yellow body warmers “

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Cow Punch

An event created by Sir R.B the Great. Consists of going to the field in the summer and punching as many cows as you can in a minute.

Riley "Hey Doug, you going to Cow Punch brah?"

Doug "No doubt man"

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Bunny Punch

when u are fucking a girl and she wont orgasm u hit her in the cunt and listen to her moan and orgasm that is a bunny punch

bill clinton couldnt get monica lewinsky off so he bunny punched her and she oragasmd

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Punch up

(n) 1)The act of a male being sexually relieved by hand. The hand is to form a loosely clenched fist where which the penis is inserted. With constant grip the penis is stroked up and downward until ejaculation.
2)The much enjoyed ending to an oriental massage. Also known as a Happy ending.

I tell you, I'm so stressed out. I could go for a punch up at the West Garden Spa.

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goblin punch

1. The act of creating a facade of punching someone's face to actually kick the person in the groin.

2. A two-hit Combo of punching in the jaw and kicking the groin at once.

Dii: Ah... I love my new steel-toed boots!
Darrell: Ya your a douch-b for goblin punching Al.
Al: ............ow my balls!!...........

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Rabbit punch

Jacking off a small human with short fast strokes.

I would love to rabbit punch that boy over there.

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Donkey Punch

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

Blue donkey punched Feryn and she split her chin open on the washer!

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