eskimo sandwich

When you do a girl in the ass then make her suck you off.

Man, I fed that slut the eskimo sandwich!

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shit sandwich

The sandwich-like arrangement of sequentially getting drunk, smoking weed, and getting more drunk, leaving one to feel like shit.

Last night I was going to smoke a bowl, but I regrettably had a shit sandwich instead.

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spitzer sandwich

1. Any ménage à trois with Stephen Colbert as the meat.

2. A degrading sex act performed with the assistance of two NY hookers.

"I am the meat in a Spitzer sandwich." - Stephen Colbert

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Tan Sandwich

1. A snack food which includes 1 Strawberry Nutri-Grain Bar, 6 Cashews placed firmy into the nutri-grain, 4 Triscuits coated with peanutbutter (2 on each side peanutbutter facing the Nutri-grain bar).

2. A Native American's junk n' stuff

I was eating a tan sandwich.

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Toss the sandwich

A two handed hand job

She used both of her hands to toss the sandwich

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syrup sandwich

A word from Kendrick Lamar's song, "HUMBLE."

From the song: "I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances."

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Mayonnaise sandwich

Boring, suburban white people. Specifically refers to the lack of spice or anything interesting about them.

Do you see that mayonnaise sandwich over There? His wife is jamming out to the band, but he just looks bored.

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