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Sann is very very short sann also calls ppl taller then it short when you can literally stomp on it💀 also thinks a 69 year old man is fine weird ah
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.
dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.
Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law
when u eat a girl out when she has her period
i gave your mom a strawberry short kid
national shorts day is on November 17
wear shorts on November 17 because it’s national shorts day
To get out of a helicopter quickly. Used in the Vietnam war. A helicopter was considered a "short" flight.
This landing zone is hot as fuck! Unass the short!
Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.