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A group of socially awkward teenagers who like to spraypaint walls in an artistic and non gang-affiliated fashion. Originally Located in Tuolumne County, some sightings of their signature on certain pieces have been seen in local Graffiti Tunnels and Bridges. Law enforcement usually cover it up quickly to avoid spreading an underground movement, though one of their murals allegedly still stands under Washington street. Their art seems to be a team effort, with at least two members present at once. All contributors sign with the same initials: SA
Cece: Hey, check it out. It's actually pretty good. For graffiti, I mean.
JJ: yeah.. not bad.
Cece: I wonder who made it?
JJ: Not sure. whats that in the corner? "SA"? i wonder what it stands for
*sketchy figure steps out of a shadow*
Mitchell: Social Anxiety Crew.
*vanishes*
Cece: Well, if the smokin' chick says it, it must be true
A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes
A social media fisherman is usually a scammer who posts other people's videos on their social media page and make it out as their own video to gain either popularity or money. The average social media fisherman may boast about their popularity status to make others feel low (When in reality most of them do not really give a shit, only just about how annoying they are) and add extremely cheesy titles on their videos to draw people in (known as click bait) . These people think they are hilarious but are total fuckheads. This is not to be confused with a social media fisherwoman who usually uploads a revealing photo on Facebook for a large amount of likes. Nevertheless, these people are cancerous and should not be on the Internet.
SloFloAntonio, Fortafy, Percy Inglis and Adrian Van Oyen are few of the many examples of Social Media Fisherman who are basically the cancer of either Facebook or Youtube or both.
Two British teenagers on their mobile phones:
Steven: Hey have a look at this video Matt, its called "Top 7 Pranks 2015 (Gone Sexual)" and its caption is a picture of a girls arse
Matt: Are you a fucking idiot, it's click bait mate
Steven: Its not that SoFlowAntonio twat again is it?
Matt: Well it says SoFlowComedy so yeah, it is
Steven: Fuck!
Two Australian men on their laptops browsing Facebook:
Mark: Oi Pete who is this poof doing this stupid don't judge challenge ?
Peter: Oh its gotta be that fuckin' Fortafy cunt
If Percy Inglis were ever heard by the Lord:
Percy Inglis : Only God can judge me!
God: You are a fucking faggot Percy
A Canadian Indie Supergroup led by frontmen Kevin Drew and Brendan Canning. The group assembled in 1999 and features many other prominent Canadian artists who guest star on tracks and at shows such as Emily Haines of Metric, Amy Millan of Stars, and Leslie Feist. The band is a must-listen for anyone who claims they love music.
"It's been such a long life that we trust your heart is a whore and love is just lust. You want what you can't and you can't cause of fear. We've got to get out of here." 2005, Broken Social Scene, "It's All Gonna Break"
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A pejorative term for people who acknowledge the existence of racism, sexism, homophobia and other forms of bigotry. It was created by insecure straight white cisgender men who are terrified of losing their privileged status and preferential treatment in society as well as their ability to treat women and minorities like pieces of trash with public approval.
Person #1: I don't think it's OK to kill a man just because he's black.
Person #2: STFU AND DIE YOU STUPID SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR!!!
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something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.
“Bro do you have a social life?”
“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”
“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”
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A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.
Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.
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