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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 16, 2013


Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.

After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.

by Walt Nastie March 21, 2011


chocolate stoned

The Stoner Version of being chocolate wasted

When you’re super stoney bologna and you feel like you face just fell off and you realize damn I’m chocolate stoned

by I’mhighritenow January 31, 2018


Rig stone ass

A very flat ass that is hard as stone

shorty got that rig stone ass

by Cunt father March 4, 2022


cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 2, 2019


Stone cold

When you embarass your friend infront of “ the huzz” ( the term for any girls)

When your friend puts you in a head lock in front of girls and you would say “ so stone cold

by KJK08..2 November 28, 2024


McKenna Stone

McKenna is a very loyal person and would do anything for anyone. She can always make someone laugh and put them in a good mood while talking to her. She can also seem mean when you first look at her but when you get to know her she will always have your back. She is also a walking model. She has beautiful red hair blue eyes, and a pretty smile. Find a friend like McKenna. You wont regret it

McKenna Stone is an amamzing friend

by goldhairdontcare July 30, 2019