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alex laid

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 4, 2013

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Henry and Alex

A little people who like to live in people's buttholes. They also are a term for a piece of poop.

Don't forget to clean Henry and Alex out of your butthole.

by oooooh billy January 25, 2007

15πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Alex Rodriguez

He is a Liar} and a Phony
he is also full of shit.
The most overpaid player in the history of professional sports.
He looks like a girl.

AROD: Its not about the money...really.

by hello May 10, 2004

83πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Sir Alex

Term used to refer to any deeply miserable and extremely pedantic Scotsman. In reality, there are very few Scotsmen who don't meet this description.

This is my mate Del, he's a regular Sir Alex...

by Jeremy March 10, 2005

34πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


alex french

A current tik tok star who got fame from being positive and goofy. The new hype girl seen as precious and innocent who actually has the mental capacity and personality of a golden retriever. Charli was a better hype girl

Hey, have you heard of that new tik tok girl Alex French?
Yeah, she’s so cute

by Urmomgay4 December 2, 2019

18πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Alex Smith

A person that cannot get fired from their current occupation no matter how below average or poorly they perform. The fact that this person is able to keep their job is incredible and leads others to believe he/she might be related in some way to owners or bosses or might be doing extra favors for them unknown to the public.

A: "Wow, how does this guy still have a job here? He has no skills and he actually brings our overall performance as a company down."

B: "No clue, we used to be a good company but with this Alex Smith on our team, we'll never get there again."

by badelist August 19, 2011

49πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Alex Jones

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

1382πŸ‘ 1505πŸ‘Ž