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A few days after a junkie kicks heroin, all the crap stored up in his colon rushes out in a hard bolus, which rips his asshole open as it screams out. The bloody bolus is known in junkie circles as a "Yenshee Baby."
Man, my ass ring is bleeding after passing that Yenshee Baby.
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The mother of your children out of wedlock.
She ma baby mama.
I love ma baby momma.
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When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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When you buy over an ounce of fine Marijuana and store it in your Hoodie's front pocket for your trip home... BOOM. Weed Baby.
I'm going to give birth to this Weed Baby then go to the moon when I get home! :D
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The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.
Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.
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when a company that a person's parent works for pays for everything; housing, tuition, etc.
a parasite living off a company
Girl: Do you know that Samsung corporation baby?
Guy: Yeah, I hear that he takes all the PE classes
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Kihyun from Monsta X is a babie and you can't change my mind
Emma: Kihyun Babie
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