A girl that isn't conventionally attractive, but has an infectious bro-personality that you cannot pull yourself away from. A girl that you can't understand. But you adore. Bro-puss.
Trevor- "I can't figure it out, man."
Mitch- "I know what it is man, she's a bro-puss."
The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.
Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.
A Linux user who breaks down if anything uses over 1Mb of RAM. To them, everything is bloat, their preferred programs are objectively the best, and you suck at computers.
Often found in forums or other social apps ranting about how you should be using vim.
Person 1: “Network manager is bloat, also Ubuntu bad”
Person 2: “Yeah ok, Linux bro.
The most significant revolution, followed by the American Revolution and the French Revolution.
"bro can you remember those times before the Revolution of Bro"
"bro those were the dark ages"
"bro"
"bro"
A homie/bro who gets stoned with you
Me and my stoner bro are gonna get blazed tonight
When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub
Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?
Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke
When a man is jealous of another man's bromance with a third man
Joe was bro-jelo when Butch invited a guy from his softball team to their beach party.