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its when you smell your nigga's nuts, then play trust balls with them. trust balls is when you cup your nuts in your hands, and then hover it over their hands, as if you're about to dump your nuts on his hands. Once you're in position, you both say "trust balls", and its up to that individual to decide whether or not he'll dump his nuts on his hands. If he doesn't dump his balls during trustballs, and you smell his nuts, you then have to take his socks off. Then you pass the homie test
Did you hear about Ben passing the homie test with Ismael?
Abbreviated CT. The ultimate test for determining if a given food is 10/10: ‘Would you shove your cock in it?’
A: mate that sponge cake was incredible. 10/10.
B: but does it pass the cock test?
A: oh absolutely. Test already completed.
Oh god no.... Not Test Subject 37...
Scientist: oh no, it can't be yo-you died you can't be here!
Test Subject 37: *walking noises*
Scientist: NOOOOOO!
The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight
Step 2. Look down
Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail
The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning
If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
The act of recieving a titty fuck but to replace the the titties with your best friend or brother's testicles
"Linda bailed out on me last night, so my best friend gave me a good ol' Teste tickler."
*clap* *clap**clap*
Edna mode makes me want to test the grip