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Making porn in a movie theatre.
I'm Hollywood Screen Testing in a theatre right now.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.
I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test
I dont know what to say, Its doom on a pregnancy test, In 2021, some dude named "Beyazıt Kartal" Decided to make doom playable on a pregnancy test, Thats all.
Male 1: Hey did you hear of the dude who made doom on a pregnancy test?
Male 2: This is how hard quarantine can effect someone huh?
Male 1: ..What do you mean?
A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
PETH is a blood test that is not fda approved and used by the faa HIMS program as reason to take a pilots medical certificate away. The peth test is supposedly only 94% accurate and has ruined lives.
I lost my medical certificate due to a false positive peth test.
A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts
Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest
The use the reading in mm to determine the density
5cm or more = very full breasts
4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging
2.5cm = deflated
2cm = empty
1.5cm = skin bags
1cm = completely flat
.5cm = unbelievably empty
Less than .5cm = totally ruined
Test your breast density with this pinch test